Grey Goose

I keep two grey goose minis at the bottom of my purse
To alleviate the dullness of the Mommy universe
Grey goose over ice
With a possible lemon slice
This drink owns authenticity
Is genius in its simplicity
To the casual observer my choice looks benign
Like I'm drinking water that makes me feel divine
No matter where I'm headed
You can bet I won't be clearheaded
Cub scouts, the movies or a play date
The minis are with me, my advocate
I don't need complicated mixers or suspicious tools
Just the vodka, ice, and a healthy dose of cool