Bring the 'Pagne
Champagne
Hurts my brain
Even bottles that are mad expensive
Put my blood cells on the defensive
It doesn't matter if you have Cristal or Dom
Champagne does nothing but destroy my calm
The bubbles go straight to my head
In a matter of minutes, I'm dancing like a coed
The carbonation
Is the beginning of my damnation
'Pagne is deceptive
Unfortuantely, I'm always receptive
Its golden color, its tease-y taste
The way my decorum gets erased
I've paid my bubbly dues
I've sang the Veuve blues
Champagne needs to stop ringing my bell
Answering the call makes me unwell
1 comment:
enjoy your "ginger ale" this new year's eve!!!!
cheers!!!!
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